#sharpie bath real

[chickennoodlegloop]

I like drawing in sharpie w no sketch and I can't give up or start over it's very fun

[davefucjingstrider]

[castielsprostate]

I feel I can confess this to you: I don’t know what the hell homestuck is

i think this awakened an eldritch horror somewhere

[tmblreventsofalltime]

[super-lovely-star]

Very Specific Middle Regression Things

These are all pretty particular to me and what I could think of, so feel free to add on your own experiences!

Scrambling up the stairs on all fours like an animal

Seeing what will happen if you balance the light switch between on and off

Making up extremely elaborate stories in your head as you take a shower/bath

Trying out ridiculous makeup riiiight before you wash your face for the night so that way no-one but you sees it

Picking out random things from the refrigerator and seeing what will happen if you cook them together

Recreating your favorite characters on the Rinmarugames Mega Anime Avatar maker (this game is still playable it’s on dolldivine!)

Gathering different soaps and lotions from the bathroom and mixing them together just to see what it will smell like

Inventing personas, getting dressed up to fit the role, and then taking and editing unnecessarily dramatic pictures/videos of yourself

Listening to music and imagining your favorite characters or OCs singing along or starring in an elaborate music video

Coloring in your nails with sharpies or other markers, or drawing “tattoos” on your arms with them

Pretending that you have some kind of rare magical ability and then acting like you have to hide it, vaguely alluding to your “powers” etc

Making up code words for various real or imaginary things in your life and referring to them as such

Let me know if you do any of these things/ have done them as a preteen

[heatherwitch]

Bedridden witch: Seasons edition

I made a series for The Wheel of the Year many years ago but I realize that not everyone follows it and dividing suggestions into the four seasons as well might be more helpful for some!

Spring 🌿

Collect the first rain of the season and keep it in a jar

Drink floral or fruit teas

Burn floral or fruit scented candles

Light a candle or turn on an electric candle.

Open the curtains to let light in. 

Visualize a light cleaning each and every room in your home.

Decorate with dried, fresh or fake flowers.

Spray a cleansing spray throughout your bedroom.

Clean an area in your home, big or small. (It could be as simple as making a pile of trash so it’s easier to move later.)

Bathe yourself (either in the tub or sponge bath style). Infuse some herbs/flowers into the water!

Water your plants and whisper blessings to them.

Plant something new! It can be as simple as a beansprout in a paper cup.

Meditate and imagine yourself out in your favorite area in spring.

Make a terrarium.

Spray floral water in the air and on your bedsheets.

Watch for and welcome the returning birds

Learn about local plants.

Crack open all your windows to let in some fresh air.

Bedridden witch: Garden edition

Summer ☀️

Make sun water/tea

Drink fruit teas, infused water or juices

Burn floral or fruit candles

Decorate with flowers and crystals.

Wake up earlier than usual to enjoy a full day of light.

Try to be awake and witness both the sunrise and sunset.

Decorate your windows with rainbow prisms.

Make flower crowns with fresh, dried or paper flowers.

Make sure sunlight and fresh air can reach you.

Enjoy some fresh fruits, veggies, nuts and seeds.

Decorate with/wear/create things with bright colors:

Decorate a new pot for your plants (painting, sharpies, ribbons, etc.)

If you can, put a bird feeder outside your window or just watch them as they fly by.

Pour an offering of water for the plants (indoors, outside or out the window).

Have a picnic (outside, on the kitchen floor or in bed).

Find a way to incorporate honey into your day (scrubs, food, tea, etc.)

Burn beeswax candles.

Listen to music that just sounds like summertime.

Autumn 🍂

Collect the first rain of the season and keep it in a jar

Drink spiced tea, apple ciders

Infuse berries into water.

Burn spiced, woodsy or autumn scented candles

Eat things like breads, nuts, grapes, pomegranates, pies, apples and root vegetables.

Start a new project like crocheting or knitting. This is also a great time to finish that project you’ve been avoiding.

Wear and decorate and create with browns, golds, dark greens, oranges and yellows.

Decorate your home to make it look more like Autumn (fake or real leaves, acorns, paper cutouts, etc.)

Create a picnic/feast wherever is reasonable, with a little bit of everything.

Pull up a video of leaves falling or a fire crackling.

Pumpkin pie, pumpkin spiced-things, pumpkin seeds.

Decorate with small pumpkins, paint them or draw on them if carving is too high-energy.

Create an altar honoring loved ones who have passed on, either a material one or a photo album online.

Pull up a video of a burning fire or light candles.

Turn off all of the lights and sit/lay in darkness.

Visualize your wards and boost your home protection.

Do spirit work/leave offerings for the spirits.

Burn incense/make a spray that smells of spices (cloves, basil, etc.)

Watch spooky/witchy movies.

Winter ❄️

Collect the first snow/make snow water and keep it in a jar

Drink seasonal teas, ciders and hot cocoa

Burn spruce, pine or winter scented candles

Watch gifs/videos of snow, ice forming, fire crackling, etc.

Get/make a small wreath and keep it indoors!

Keep clear quartz and snowflake obsidian around.

Make paper snowflakes! Or find an app/website where you can do a digital one.

Use your heat to draw sigils on frosted windows.

Put a bird feeder outside your window so you get winter visitors!

Get empty glass ornaments and fill them with herbs/pine needles/things that remind you of winter and hang them around.

Get some cute little snow globes. 

Decorate with winter colors! White, blue, silver, grey, dark green, etc.

Create an apple pomander with cloves or dried orange slices.

Decorate with evergreen boughs, holly, pine cones, etc.

Wash your face with snow/cold water.

Make rosehip, peppermint, vanilla, rooibos or spiced tea.

Step outside/open a window to feel the cold air (if you live somewhere warm, do this in the early morning/night).

Handcraft gifts for loved ones or write heartfelt cards/letters to the people you care about.

Put birdseed outside/a bird feeder by your window.

Make a simmer pot, or use this idea to create a scented spray.

Bedridden witch: Winter edition (more ideas in this post!)

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Bedridden witch series

Bedridden witch: Wheel of the year edition

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Bedridden witch: Weather edition

Bedridden witch: Nature edition

Witchcraft for the chronically fatigued

Spoonie witch masterpost

[aprilmayverse]

mayverse dash simulator

💅 pinkprlncesses Follow

🧟‍♀️ samuraishattered Follow op this is an incredibly fucked up and insensitive way to post about this. six people are dead. four of them are literal children. imagine losing a loved one and people are fucking memeing about it with supernatural. grow up. learn some fucking respect for the dead. this isn't just some quirky little fandom story like sharpie bath or whatever. these are real kids who had hopes and dreams and families and loved ones and now they are dead.

💅 pinkprlncesses Follow was it ever really that deep

🦴 trudycryme Follow New video about June July and Dysnomia Badmann's murders on the way! Special surprise at the end so stay tuned ;) Sponsored by Tender Lender <3

🦴 trudycryme Follow No fucking way

🩰 blood-and-books Follow wait, has anyone noticed that the accomplice in the bluecorp case and that 13 year old who killed her gfs parents and 2 random boys are half-sisters??

🍭 mera-duras-left-eyebrow Follow WAIT AND THEIR OLDEST SISTER HAD LINKS W/ BLUECORP TOO WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN

🪷 helloroses Follow does anyone remember how fucked up april may's career was. i rewatched pint-sized princesses after the news got out about her execution and like i know it was the 90s but what the fuck was going on there. it feels like a crime to watch it

🪷 helloroses Follow it's the same with her modelling career, why was she, a teenage girl, doing so many photoshoots where she was barely clothed. why did ad campaigns need all this

🦢 evilwomanenjoyer Follow why are we defending june july in 2018. she killed people. she murdered people. you are the same people who defend joe darke and dahlia hawthorne and matt engarde and fucking redd white. she took lives. where am i.

🐜 what-is-a-username420 Follow please learn about nuance and use your brain

🦢 evilwomanenjoyer Follow nuance is for fictional characters like pious priestess or whoever the fuck. not for real life situations like this.

🐜 what-is-a-username420 Follow sometimes im like "the reading comprehension on this site isnt THAT bad" and then i read shit like "nuance is for fiction not for real life"

🦴 trudycryme Follow I am truly, truly sorry for attempting to film those teenagers corpses and for breaking into the victims childhood home in an attempt to interview his family 2 days after the murder, I understand why I was wrong and I'm going to try my best to refrain from doing stuff like that next time lol. To further this, I'm starting a new merch collection and donating 20% of profits to JAVCV (Japanifornian Association for Victims of Violent Crime), buy it before the sale ends on March 4th!

🧟‍♀️ samuraishattered Follow not to be harsh but i hope you die

🌈 godsstrongestfujo Follow i think april may was a genuinely a bad person like she was just this rich woman who both did the modelling campaign + assisted in the murder to get money from her sugar daddy. shes not as innocent as yall make her out to be she just has pretty privelege

🍁 diskhorse-divorce Follow 1. she was not rich. she, her single mother, and sister were homeless for years. she had to be a child star and teen model to provide for herself and her family. they lived in a trailer at some point 2. she was very obviously being threatened by white. the courts said it was a lie because of fucking misogyny and white's power over her. 3. even if she did do it out of her own free will she still got executed over a crime where the death penalty at age 23 was not justified. 4. why are you calling a thirteen year old a bad person for doing an ad campaign where she was being heavily sexualised and exploited and stolen from you fucking weirdo

🩰 angelfawns Follow april may was such a tragic girl and an icon and so beautiful omg. she looked SO good during the summer 2008 ad campaign for bluecorp too. hold on i need to change my pfp

🐦‍⬛ proud-edgelord Follow if my parents named me teylhoure i wouldve killed myself too

[breathing-rapture]

PAINTED SKULLS… MY NEMESES… one entire days work and half a bottle of acetone later, and I STILL can’t get this sharpie ink out of the sutures… it’s stuck in there real good.

Here’s where we started:

Here’s where I’m at.

My last few hopes are: making an acetone bath to soak it in (requires an ABSURD amount of acetone)

Making an isopropyl alcohol bath to soak it in (REQUIRES AN ABSURD AMOUNT OF ISOPROPYL ALCOHOL)

Or waving my pink-stained white flag, and attempting to cover up the remaining ink with a less atrocious colour. Something like coffee grounds to smear over the crevices and HOPEFULLY obscure the pink, make it look just… naturally weathered. I could live with that. Pray for me y’all I’m desperate for suggestions

[alexetbishop]

KATE BISHOP SPECIFIC (not really) HEADCANONS

These are mostly if you were dating her.

I really wish she was real.

- She has your name written on the side of her bow, with a glittery purple sharpie to be exact.

- If there's a cute couple tiktok trend, be ready because she'll beg you to do it with her. Hard on the "would you still love me if I was a worm" one.

- One time she wanted to surprise you with heart shaped pancakes but she messed everything up and they came out all deformed (and burned too).

- When she was about 13 or 14 she had a crush on Clint. But one of those "I admire him so much and I want him to be my dad" kind of crushes.

- And before bed she always daydreamed about all the possible ways of how she could meet him and then it would end up with him adopting her and making her learn all kinds of tricks.

- She has a crush on any character that is linked with archery, epecially Katniss Everdeen and Legolas.

- She would always wake up about ten or fifteen minutes before she needs to just so she could spend some time cuddling with you (even if she sleeps attached to you like a koala).

- She often surprises you with flowers and your favourite sweets just because she likes to see you smile but also because she wanted an excuse to buy Takis for herself.

- When she's sad she'll listen Taylor Swift's sad songs at full volume in the middle of the kitchen floor.

- But when she's in a happy mood and home alone she would throw a concert with all Taylor's choreography while in her boxers and sports bra.

- Every single day she has to show off her abs to you, just to "make you see the progress she did while training".

- She is awful at math.

- She is THE gentleman.

- One time she ate one of Lucky's treats because she thought it was a piece of chocolate and she didn't realize until you told her.

- One time she splashed you with water as you were coming home from work. (Yelena was coming to visit her and Kate thought it was her.)

- She's a crybaby when it comes to cheesy rom coms

- She is terrified of spiders, even the little ones with teenie tiny legs.

- One time you arrived home finding her covered in green goo. (She tried the slime arrow inside the apartment and somehow she got it all over herself).

- If your first language isn't English she'll spend hours on Duolingo and on YouTube to learn your language.

- Katniss and Peeta were her bi awakening.

- You had gifted her a little golden retriever plushie and every time she goes away on missions she brings it with her since it reminds her of both you and Lucky.

- She would totally binge watch edits about her and mumble to herself how amazing and hot she is.

- She loves hugging you from behind and giving you sweet little kisses on your neck.

- Whenever she's watching a show or a movie she always falls asleep mid way.

- She's a boobies girl.

- One time she was taking a bath and she thought about that episode of iCarly where Carly got her thumb stuck in the faucet. She tried to do it and got stuck too.

- Her go to nicknames for you are "princess", "baby girl" and "pretty girl" and during spicy time she whispers them into your ear to praise you.

- When she kisses you she has either both her hands, or at least one, on your cheeks.

- She loves playing with your hair, especially when she's anxious to calm herself down.

- She is not a morning person and will always send you to walk Lucky at 6 a.m.

- She gives the softest, most knee shattering and heart melting hugs.

- On halloween matching costumes are a must. And they're something stupid like ketchup and mustard or Scooby and Shaggy.

[conkreetmonkey]

Seeing all those high-effort YouTube essays about how the Sharpie bath is fake and never happened always makes me feel like a king because I literally just asked a guy who was there and he said the story has been a bit exaggerated over time but is definitely a real thing that happened. Like, all these YouTubers pouring their souls into a 40 minute dissection of the urban legend, never even once thinking to just... ask people who were there. All this conjecture about whether or not you could REALLY get skin poisoning from Sharpie ink and isopropyl alcohol and exactly how trashed the bathroom truly was, and not a single primary source.

I didn't even know James Roach had been at that con when I asked him, but it feels so obvious in hindsight to just find out what high-profile fandom members were there and ask what happened? Basically, I stumbled into the answer by accident and these fandom veterans can't find it after searching for months and it makes me feel so so smart despite the pure luck involved. Like I just happened to dig where the treasure was, and I wasn't even looking for treasure.

[iantimony]

last tuesday of 2023!

i thought about making this my Yearly Roundup for last tuesday of the year but i think instead i will make this a normal tuesdaypost, and do a big yearly reflection on friday or saturday for last shabbos of the year :)

listening: twilight mirage, still in that holiday special, episode 23. the way that there are eight fuckin episodes for that special........in part 1 or 2 they make a comment how they might have to do three parts and i was like. lol. lmao, even. i'm in the bit right now where they're doing an election and it's very funny. thisbe as the debate moderator made me laugh out loud.

reading: the best part of the game awards this year was the fashion, alyssa mercante: i looooved some of these looks. love the art corset on slide 4, jay-ann lopez on slide 15, the pleated dress on slide 17, the MATCHING BABY ON SLIDE 19, and the author's whole everything on slide 20.

sff's big fat problem, r. k. duncan: i was already aware of some of the stuff talked about here but i am definitely guilty of having less overt things - i.e. goblin emperor reference in there - totally fly by me. i feel like i saw a lot of people talking about rowling's fatphobia after she went mask-off but she is definitely on the more malicious end of the spectrum, it's a much much much more baked in problem than people give it credit for. thinking also about the locked tomb, which i love, but also makes some very weird comments about ortus that i did not clock at all until someone else pointed it out. just something i'm thinking about lately.

the world is hard, dinner doesn't need to be, julia turshen: what it says on the tin. some recipe ideas, cut down to mental bare essentials.

old growth, brawlite: saved the fanfic for last. obsessed with this. it's so so good. the format is a really neat idea that i don't know if i've seen done before. like, using the 'comment section' to point out 'things in the background of shots'? genius. i am eating it up. i should have signed up for this exchange. maybe next year.

playing: fallow. i might buy some games that are on sale tho lol, i've seen both pyre and ghostwire: tokyo recommended this week. latter is no longer on sale unfortunately but i am noting it down for later.

watching: the fashion industry hates older women, mina le

history of bathing, bernadette banner

aaaand a short film that a grad student in my department made as a project. it's. not good. like i'm happy that he's doing hobbies or whatever but this short film commits the cardinal sin of being neither good nor bad, Just Boring. 2/10.

making: the [redacted project] is almost done!! i have 10 rows left. each row takes me about 15 minutes. i will definitely finish it by the end of the week, fringe and all. no pictures yet for obvious reasons but it will be in the first tuesdaypost of the year for 2024! the biggest challenge now is the point of contact on my left hand where i rest the knitting needle against my middle finger is aggravating on a sensory standpoint from overuse, so i have been knitting with one glove on that hand which has helped a lot.

there was a preview of these last week, but i added finishing touches to my gavle goat holiday cards! i used a metallic sharpie to add some horn embellishments and wrote a little note on the back, and mailed out a bunch :)

misc: the first christmas eve/day of my life where i didn't get chinese food!!! shock, horror, etc. i'm at my roommate's family's place so i experienced a real christmas situation. it was fine. her family & their home is like ... hallmark card vibes and idk how i feel about it. i want wonton soup :(

[acidicbarkbeast]

prompt: superhero wordcount: 329 wordcount rule: 329 cw: none

The sewing machine whirred to life as Steve worked the pedal, pushing the golden material through. From the living room, the stereo blasted Madonna’s Crazy For You loud enough that they could hear it from the dining room.

“I have the scissors.” El walked in from the kitchen.

“Great,” Steve said, “Red, how are those stars?”

She leaned away from the cloth, assessing it with a critical eye, “The real deal.”

El stood over her shoulder, smiling wide, “I like them. Thank you.”

Steve slid the tail-end of the shirt under the machine’s needles, holding up the garment to examine. He wasn’t the best with sewing, but Joyce had taught him the basics, at least enough to put together a decent Halloween costume.

“I think this is about done,” He remarked, laying the shirt out flat on the table so the girls could see. It wasn’t quite the spitting image from the comics, but Hopper didn’t want El getting a cold trick or treating in something not much bigger than a bathing suit, so a shirt and skirt it was, with only minor modifications.

He turned to El, “You’re going to look like you jumped right off the page.”

“What does that mean?” She asked, her face scrunching up in confusion, “Off the page?”

Max capped the sharpie she was using to trace the stars that Steve would later do his best to sew onto the skirt, “It means you’ll look so much like Wonder Woman, that people will think it was really Diana Prince come to life.”

If possible, El’s smile grew even larger, “I would really like that.”

“You don’t need any help with your costume, do you, Max?” Steve wondered.

She bit her lip, but relented, “Freddy Kreuger. I wasn’t gonna go with makeup, but…”

He cocked an eyebrow, “Would take some doing… Might have to do a trial run, see if I’m any good with all that.”

Max looked to El, devious, “Sleepover it is.”

[davefucjingstrider]

For no absolute reason other than scientific purposes, Kankri Vantas looks so lickable

[rose---child]

usagi, did the sharpie bath happen or not?!?!?!?!?

wait so theres a charecter called "yiffany" thats real, but its "karkat jr" thats the fantroll

jade is my fav, whose your fav?

[ohbo-ohno]

tag game!

tagged by: @chai-isms my favorite sick and twisted individual

name: Bo

pronouns: she/her

where do you call home: Southern USA

favorite animal: Bears or bucks <3 lions for imagery though

cereal of choice: lucky charms or cinnamon toast crunch like a real adult

visual, auditory, or kinesthetic learner: visual all the way

first pet: my cat lucy <3

favorite scent: vanilla! also obsessed with strawberry pound cake from bath and bodyworks rn

do you believe in astrology: not really, but all my horoscopes line up pretty well lmao. im a gemini sun, pisces moon, and capricorn rising

how many playlists do you have on your music service of choice: 55 and they're all private, but i listen to like the same 5-10 all the time

sharpies or highlighters: sharpies all day, love the scent

song that makes you cry: together from afar from httyd3 LMFAO literally can't even make it 10 full seconds into that song without shedding a tear

song that makes you happy: im gonna name serveral cause i cant pick. -glorious by macklemore, some nights by fun., and ohno! by kevin walkman are like my top three that make me smile when they come on

and finally, do you write/draw/create: i write obviously but im also like. comically bad at drawing lol

i'll tag any of my mutuals who see this and want to do it :)